Portal to Hell (2025)
<span id="gmail-docs-internal-guid-d5dc9bf3-7fff-18aa-0bbe-31d5b4c189e5"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">Join us for Woody Bess' PORTAL TO HELL</span><br></font></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;">It’s about what it sounds like. </span><br></font></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Three chances to see it at the ESQUIRE Theatre-</font></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Friday 8/29 at 9:45pm</font></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Sunday 8/30 at 1:00pm </font></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Thursday 9/3 at 9:30pm</font></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14.666667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff"><b><i>SYNOPSIS </i></b>After a debt-collector finds a portal to hell in a washing machine at his local laundromat, he’s propositioned into feeding hell sinners to save his neighbor’s soul, maybe even at the expense of his own.</font></span></p><font color="#ffffff"><br></font><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: 700; font-style: italic; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; text-decoration-skip-ink: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Director’s Statement:</font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">It’s my strong belief that movies should be fun. The world is dark enough as it is. If you can sneak a little meaning in there, that’s great. That’s what we tried to do with Portal to Hell. </font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">A portal to hell appears in a laundromat. People don't really seem that perturbed by it. </font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">I actually think that's accurate. </font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">Everyday we encounter evil. Maybe not a demon or an axe murder, but the low-grade hum of evil. There's the American healthcare system, racism, sexism, anti-semitism, homelessness and gross wealth inequality, social media, whatever’s going on in the Middle East. We had a mass shooting every day in the United States, most of us did nothing about it - myself included. There's no difference between allowing those evils to persist and allowing a portal to hell to exist.</font></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><font color="#ffffff">The story follows a guy who’s just weird enough to do something about one of those evils. That is the person I wish more of us were. The one who actually decides to try and close a portal to hell.</font></span></p></span>ComedyPT1H33M2026-08-29USenTrey Holland
Keith David
Richard Kind
Woody Bess
Woody Bess
Woody Bess
Lucas Ford
Trey Holland
Tom Watts
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